Things That Make You Go Hmmmm...

Dr. McYummy

Things I’m thinking about…

McYummy
Why do we have to wait until April 30th for a new episode of “Grey’s Anatomy”? And yes, that was Chris O’Donnell in the last two minutes of the April 2nd episode. When did he get so hot? He reminds me of someone I used to date. How long will it be before he’s nicknamed Dr. Mc-Something? I vote for Dr. McYummy. Why is Callie living in the morgue? And is it me or is she a little intense? She and George haven’t gone on a date yet and she’s babbling to Izzie and Meredith some crap like, “he completes me” or whatever. But the upside is maybe she will get George out of his funk and he will finally stop pouting like a little girl who lost her Barbie. And what the hell is with McDreamy and Addison? Why don’t they just have the ménage-a-trois with Meredith and move on already?

Bad Kids
Will someone please kick the crap out of AJ on “The Sopranos”? That kid needs a beating. Sunday’s episode saw Tony smack around the new guy just to make a point so that he wouldn’t look weak to his crew. I’m thinking he should have redirected that rage towards AJ (not that I’m condoning child abuse or anything) and smack some respect into his punk son.

But the kid who really takes the cake is Bree’s evil spawn, Andrew on "Desperate Housewives". This kid is so vengeful and evil he makes Damien from The Omen look pleasant. Why Bree doesn’t just give him his trust fund money and get him out of her life for good is beyond me. Granted, she is an overbearing, overprotective and judgmental parent, but to have her kid make false allegations of child molestation and then have his boy-toy beat him up so it looks like his mother did it is way out of control. And speaking of the boy-toy, call me crazy but I think he and Bree are going to join forces to put a stop once and for all to Andrew’s manipulative bitchiness. He’s too cute for Andrew anyway…

Three’s a Crowd
Does anyone watch “Big Love”? This show fascinates me. I think because I can’t find one significant other, let alone three. Does it work both ways? Are there women who have three husbands? If so, that could explain the shortage of straight, available men in this country. Anyway, why why why did they cast Chloe Sevigny as wife number 2? She has got to be the most annoying actress this side of Claire Danes. Cannot stand her. Or the people that play her creepy family.

You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me…
I was away last week (see below) and missed "American Idol", so I didn’t see the performances. But when I heard that Elliott, Paris and Mandisa! landed in the bottom three, I knew it wasn’t going to be good. Then I hear that Mandisa! got the boot? ARE YA KIDDING ME? Mandisa! belongs in the top four, not the bottom three. Now, I know it was country week (ew). And I know that country is Kellie and Bucky’s “thing”. But to vote Mandisa! off after one bad performance and keep Bucky on the show is insanity, people. On my worse day, drunk and with laryngitis, I sound better than Bucky. How is this kid sticking around for so long? If Mandisa! can be voted off, anything can happen. And that makes me fear for the safety of my favorites, Katherine and Chris.